Archive for January, 2008

Nicola Clunies-Ross found guilty of unlawful detention

A WOMAN accused of handcuffing her Australian soldier lover and penetrating him with a sex toy has been found guilty of depriving him of his liberty.

Nicola Jane Clunies-Ross, 21, has been on trial this week in the West Australian District Court, after pleading not guilty to charges of unlawful detention, assault occasioning bodily harm and aggravated sexual penetration without consent over an incident at her East Perth flat on October 28, 2006.
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Alonso hit with a sex toy

alonso.jpgLewis Hamilton has spoken for the first time in depth about his troubled relationship with former team mate and crooner Fernando Alonso. In the interview he revealed shocking revelations regarding his hostility to the ’sore losing w*nker.

When commenting on a rumour that both were ‘really good mates’ who played the PS2 together Lewis revealed a different story.
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Sex Toys Suffering Sexual Dysfunction

Doctors at the Baptist HospitalĀ for sex dysfonction pass severe augmentation among ratios of the sex toys which are suffering affliction from sex dysfunction.

Disease has obviously morphed or became, modified hereditary and has leapt people to sex toys and counting machines.

The task solution, growing on cutting-down, apparently, synthetic form Viagra and Cialis, mixed together with a fast hardening combination of epoxy and powdered iron.
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Campaign Launched to Eradicate Internet Sex Ads

China has launched a new campaign to clean up cyberspace - eradicate Internet sex ads.

12 ministries will work together to in the scheme tocurb the growing number of illegal advertisements for:

1. sex-related health supplements,

2. STD drugs and clinics,

3. sex toys.
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